Superman was bored. So he gave Batman a call. Batman said Robin was
ill and he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he
fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to
see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he looked through
the window and saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I
could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was
happening". So Superman did his Super Thing in a split second and flew
off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear something?"

"No," said the Invisible Man, "but my arse hurts like hell!"