Justice League, Legion of Super Villians = S.O.S.!!!!
S.O.S. = Society of the STRANGE!!!
Good grief. How on earth is a dog supposed to make a living? Who is updating my web site? How am I supposed to woo the lovely LINDA?
My finger puppets, BOTH of them have gone and gotten themselves involved with this nutty bunch of men in tights. So now instead of paying attention to the DAWG, they are busy with all these messages and ratings and comments, hundreds of them.
And they won't let ME play. Not that I want to or have time to... I would so much rather be planning my next move with Linda! Or going to the dog park. And thinking about Linda.
Well. Ok. Maybe I am not one to talk about costumes. But for cryin' out loud... it was MARDI GRAS!!! I had a legitimate excuse for wearing a mask. These guys do it all the time!
But. I have things to do, places to go, friends to leave comments for, LINDA to think about. And I can't do it all by myself. I need reliable finger puppets! I need some dog food in my bowl! I need to go outside and go potty! I think I need some new people! This Justice League/Legion of Doom thing has gotten completely out of hand.
So if anyone wants to apply to be my new finger puppet, you need to have always on internet access, know how to code web pages and have a sense of humor. Just leave your application below and I'll review them.