| A Short Comparitive Guide to Religions |
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I found this online while searching for information on Unitarian Universalist Pagans, thought it was funny!
TAOISM: s**t happens.
BUDDHISM: if s**t happens, it's not really s**t.
ISLAM: if s**t happens, it's the will of allah.
PROTESTANTISM: s**t happens because you didn't work hard enough or let this s**t happen to someone else
JUDAISM: why does this s**t always happen to us?
HINDUISM: this s**t happened before.
CATHOLICISM: s**t happens because you are bad.
HARE KRISHNA: s**t happens, Rama Rama.
T.V. EVANGELISM: send more s**t.
NEOPAGANISM: s**t happens ... that's groovy, cause it's only natural.
ATHEISM: no s**t.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: knock, knock, s**t happens.
HEDONISM: there's nothing like a good s**t happening.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: s**t happens only in the mind.
AGNOSTICISM: maybe s**t happens, maybe it doesn't.
EXISTENTIALISM: what is s**t, anyway?
STOICISM: this s**t doesn't bother me.
WICCA: s**t happens threefold.
RASTAFARIANISM: let's smoke this s**t. |
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