| The Hormone Guide (Another funny one) |
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The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every Man, husband, boyfriend, co-worker, significant other, just all men in general !
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DANGEROUS: |
SAFER: |
SAFEST: |
ULTRA SAFE: |
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What's for dinner? |
Can I help you with dinner? |
Where would you like to go for dinner? |
Here, have some wine. |
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Are you wearing that? |
Wow, you sure look good in brown! |
WOW! Look at you! |
Here, have some wine |
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What are you so worked up about? |
Could we be overreacting? |
Here's my paycheck. |
Here, have some wine. |
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Should you be eating that? |
You know, there are a lot of apples left. |
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? |
Here, have some wine. |
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What did you DO all day? |
I hope you didn't over-do it today. |
I've always loved you in that robe! |
Here, have some wine . |
13 Things PMS Stands For:
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
6. Provide Me with Sweets
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh... and men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS!
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| Posted: 3/22/2008 at 10:49 | Read 201 times | 8 comments | Leave Comment |
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