| Life Would Be Better Lived Backwards |
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| You'd
start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples home
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect
your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day.
You work
40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink
alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready to start
school.
You
go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
you become a baby, and then.......... you spend the last 9 months floating
peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on
tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an
orgasm. |
| Posted: 3/2/2008 at 11:28 | Read 61 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
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