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My latest research- By TJ Reese
Why our kids are messed up...
With everything going on in the world, I had to investigate what is really wrong with our kids these days. My findings are startling.
Mothers Not Breast Feeding... One major problem is that children are not getting their alcohol directly from their mothers milk any more. Hell, a lot of mothers have even given "bottle feeding" new meaning.
 Absent fathers... So, women have yet to figure out that Dads just like to have fun. They often drink too much, and do stupid things. One dad was caught on the internet, at a party, with Jr., doing something stupid... While this may be a suitable meal for Satan, it is not for daddy. When his wife found the picture on his computer, she emailed him the following photo, with "I want a divorce" in the subject. Attached was a scan of her lawyers business card. Dad's email reply was typical, In the subject, "none of those kids are mine anyway" inside was the note, "remember bit(h, you hired the babysitter" and the following picture attached. Of course, in time, the divorce goes through, and sure enough, he was the dad to one kid. The inevitable visitation occurs, and mommy can't help but remind daddy to spoil the kid rotten... So upon finishing my research, I would recommend the following reading materials.
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| | Posted: February 20,2008 at 09:37 | Read 76 times | 2 comments | Leave Comment |
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