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* Life & style 'I'm going to tell my son the worst swearword in

My eight-year-old son, Joel, comes into my office to ask if there's a worse swearword than f**k. "No," I say.

There's a silence. "You're lying," he says.

"There's none worse than f**k," I say.

Joel narrows his eyes. "I know you're lying," he says. He leaves the room.

On Saturday I take Joel to Chessington World of Adventures. What a crappy theme park! None the less, we have a wonderful day together.

"You're a great dad!" Joel says as we drive home.

"And you're a great son!" I reply with a magical twinkle.

We smile lovingly at each other.

"There is a worse swearword than f**k, isn't there?" says Joel.

"Yes, there is!" I say, still with a magical twinkle.

"What is it?" asks Joel.

"It's c..." I begin. I stop. "Uh," I say.

"Tell me," says Joel. "I swear this is just for me. I'll never use it. I just need to know. I will never use it on anyone. I swear. Just tell me."

I feel clammy and hemmed in. "And you won't tell Mum we had this conversation?" I say.

"I promise," says Joel. "Mum will never know."

There's a silence. "I can't tell you," I say.

"Tell me," says Joel.

"I can't," I say.

"Then why did you almost tell me?" Joel yells.

"Because I wasn't thinking responsibly!" I yell. "I was swept up in the magic of the moment."

"You have to tell me," Joel says. "It's only fair."

"Uh," I say. "I, uh... I..."

I look around the car. For some reason we have an old can of Italian lemonade down on the floor.

"It's limone," I say.

There's a silence.

"Limone?" says Joel.

"That's the worst swearword of all," I say. "Limone. But I'm holding you to your promise that you will never use it. OK? Never."

"Limone?" says Joel. He seems disappointed.

"There's nowhere to go after limone," I say. "Limone is the Everest peak of swearing."

Joel looks out of the window.

"You know," I say, wisely, "sometimes the mystery is better than the knowing, wouldn't you say? Sometimes the journey is better than the destination. Anyway, don't tell Mum."

We reach the house. Joel rushes inside.

"Mum!" he yells. "Dad told me the worst swearword of all! I know what it is! Limone!"

My wife, Elaine, appears at the top of the stairs, an inscrutable expression on her face. I shrug, anxiously.

A month passes. We go for a weekend away. At the hotel, a boy on a tricycle crashes into Joel.

"Limone," mutters Joel under his breath.

Another month passes. Joel has a friend round for a sleepover. At 11pm I hear them talking. They're saying, "Limone" in awed whispers.

"I feel terrible about this," I say to Elaine. "I've tricked my own son. I'm going to tell him that limone isn't a swearword, and is in fact the Italian word for lemon." I pause. "I'm going to tell him the actual worst swearword in the world."

"You are not!" says Elaine.

"I'd rather he was foul-mouthed and accurate than see him like this," I say. "All because of my stupid, stupid slip of the tongue in the car on the way back from Chessington World of Adventures."

"You are not going to tell Joel the worst swearword in the world!" Elaine yells.

And so I don't.

Today, Joel comes into my office. "Hi," he says.

"Hi," I say.

There's a silence.

"Anyway, I'll see you later," says Joel. He goes to leave. Then he turns around.

"Oh," he says. "Cunt."

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100 books that defined the noughties

 

Never in the history of bookselling has there been such a phenomenon as Harry Potter; JK Rowling’s series sold in tens of millions and appealed to adults as well as children. The great success of the British book trade this decade was the Richard & Judy Book Club. It ran in the late afternoon on Channel 4, and made instant bestsellers of Victoria Hislop, Audrey Niffenegger and Zoë Heller, among others. The 100 titles they selected sold 30 million copies.

A decade defined in Britain by Tony Blair is represented in this list by two revealing books about the making of New Labour and the rivalries, quarrels and often poisonous relationships among the leading personalities – Cherie Blair’s memoir and Alastair Campbell’s diaries.

Across the world, it was a decade defined in blood by al-Qaeda and the 9/11 attacks on America, which precipitated the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq – see books by Rajiv Chandrasekaran, Ed Husain, Ahmed Rashid and Khaled Hosseini.

It was also the decade of often tawdry celebrities, such as Russell Brand and Ashley Cole, and those, such as Katie Price, who didn’t even pretend to write their own books. Alan Hollinghurst won the Man Booker Prize for an explicitly gay novel; Ian McEwan rose above his rivals as the country’s pre-eminent literary novelist; and a black man became president of the United States – and wrote two bestsellers.

Brian MacArthur

100 Speaking for Myself

by Cherie Blair

Little, Brown, 2008 £7.99

Prime Minister’s wife turns into Lady Macbeth. The rest of the country cringes.

99 Letters of Ted Hughes

ed by Christopher Reid

Faber & Faber, 2007 £12.99

Mesmerising account of Hughes, from hedgehogs to the zodiac, via Plath and Eliot.

98 Persepolis: the Story of an Iranian Childhood

by Marjane Satrapi

Jonathan Cape, 2003 £11.99

Graphic novel about a young woman who copes with Iranian life by listening to punk.

97 Sleepyhead

by Mark Billingham

Little, Brown, 2001 £6.99

DI Tom Thorne’s first outing, in which a serial killer puts his victims into a coma.

96 The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl

by Belle de Jour

Phoenix, 2005 £7.99

Revelations of a high-class hooker. Started as a blog; rumoured to be concocted by middle-aged male journalist.

95 A Short History of Nearly Everything

by Bill Bryson

Black Swan, 2003 £9.99

Travel writer explains Big Bang, black holes and time.

94 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher, or the Murder at Road Hill House

by Kate Summerscale

Bloomsbury, 2008 £7.99

Victorian child murder history that could be sensationalist, but isn’t. Won Samuel Johnson prize.

93 Cloud Atlas

by David Mitchell

Hodder, 2004 £7.99

Clones, apocalypses, gay musicians, nuclear power plants and vanity publishers make up the plot of this brilliant postmodern novel.

92 Bad Blood

by Lorna Sage

Fourth Estate, 2001 £7.99

Late critic’s moving memoir of a dysfunctional family in post-war Wales.

91 The Crimson Petal and the White

by Michel Faber

Canongate, 2002 £9.99

Bawdy, Victoriana a-go-go, Faber romps his way through London with his novel-writing prostitute heroine.

90 No Expenses Spared

by Robert Winnett and Gordon Rayner

Bantam, 2009 £14.99

Moat-cleaning and house-flipping: the story of the scoop that changed British politics.

89 Appetite

by Nigel Slater

Fourth Estate, 2000 £17.99

The chef’s marvellously poetic writing urges the nation to cook with its senses.

88 The Damned Utd

by David Peace

Faber & Faber, 2006 £7.99

The farce and tragedy of Brian Clough’s 44 days as manager of Leeds United is brilliantly fictionalised.

87 Suite Française

by Irène Némirovsky, tr by Sandra Smith

Chatto & Windus, 2006 £7.99

A poignant fragmentary masterpiece which depicts life in France after 1940.

86 Stuart: a Life Backwards

by Alexander Masters

Fourth Estate, 2005 £7.99

Innovative biography of a homeless ex-junkie. “It’s bollocks boring,” Stuart objected. Not so; it’s brilliant.

85 The Little Friend

by Donna Tartt

Bloomsbury, 2002 £7.99

Rich, languid and absorbing Southern Gothic mystery.

84 Eats, Shoots and Leaves

by Lynne Truss

Profile, 2003 £8.99

Bossy, humorous punctuation primer that taught us to love the semicolon.

83 The Life of Kingsley Amis

by Zachary Leader

Jonathan Cape, 2006 £10.99

One of the finest comic novelists of his generation is given the full treatment in a boozy, warts-and-all biography.

82 Speech! Speech!

by Geoffrey Hill

Counterpoint, 2000 £6

“Erudition. Pain. Light.” Continues the poet Geoffrey Hill’s late flowering.

81 The Island

by Victoria Hislop

Headline Review, 2005 £7.99

This first novel set on a Greek island was a Richard & Judy favourite.

80 Austerlitz

by WG Sebald, tr by Anthea Bell

2002, Penguin £9.99

An experimental and haunting fictional investigation of the Holocaust.

79 Feminine Gospels, by Carol Ann Duffy

Picador, 2003 £8.99

A witty and lucid collection from a future poet laureate that eulogises the female experience.

78 The Night Watch

by Sarah Waters

Virago, 2006 £7.99

The stories of three lesbian women in the Second World War, this Man Booker-shortlisted novel cemented Waters’s reputation.

77 Labyrinth

by Kate Mosse

Orion, 2005 £7.99

Two skeletons and buried secrets on an archeological dig in the south of France made this the thinking woman’s Da Vinci Code.

76 The Time Traveler’s Wife

by Audrey Niffenegger

Jonathan Cape, 2004 £7.99

Tear-jerking high-end chick-lit with a time-travelling device.

75 My Booky Wook

by Russell Brand

Hodder & Stoughton, 2007 £7.99

A “celeb” memoir par excellence: parodies itself in its shamelessness and debauchery.

74 The Fifth Woman

by Henning Mankell, tr by Steven T Murray

Harvill Secker, 2001 £7.99

Introduced a public hungry for crime to the world-weary, alcoholic Inspector Wallander.

73 The Islamist

by Ed Husain

Penguin, 2007 £9.99

Husain details his teenage years as a fanatic in a book that politicians love to quote.

72 The Lovely Bones

by Alice Sebold

Little, Brown, 2002 £7.99

Grim, grim grim: teenage girl is raped and murdered, and watches her family from heaven. Everyone loved it.

71 District and Circle

by Seamus Heaney

Faber & Faber, 2006 £9.99

Another bestselling collection from our favourite poet. This is as witty and in love with language as ever.

70 Bad Science

by Ben Goldacre

Fourth Estate, 2008 £8.99

A highly influential book from a doctor debunking dodgy science stories in the media.

69 Shantaram

by Gregory David Roberts

Abacus, 2005 £9.99

A former bank robber and heroin addict, Roberts’s novel about India was based on personal experience and became a favourite with gap-year students.

68 Never Let Me Go

by Kazuo Ishiguro

Faber & Faber, 2005 £7.99

A tale of clones kept alive for their organs. A subtle and deeply moving novel about what awaits us all – death.

67 Imperial Life in the Emerald City

by Rajiv Chandrasekaran

Bloomsbury, 2006 £8.99

A critique of the US reconstruction project in Iraq, chronicling the transfer of power to the Iraqis against a background of insurgency.

66 My Defence

by Ashley Cole

Headline, 2006 £7.99

“When I heard the figure of £55k, I nearly swerved off the road.” Cole’s reaction to Arsenal’s wage offer came to symbolise footballers’ greed.

65 The Blind Assassin

by Margaret Atwood

Virago, 2000 £8.99

A novel within a novel within a novel, this Booker winner set the tone for a decade of literary experimentation.

64 The Google Story

by David Vise

Macmillan, 2005 n/a

The geeks who made good: from their glass tower they control the world’s information.

63 The Dangerous Books for Boys

by Conn and Hal Iggulden

HarperCollins, 2006 £17.99

Highlights the decade’s hunger for whimsy and the supposed pleasures of the past.

62 Half of a Yellow Sun

by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Fourth Estate, 2006 £7.99

The ugly side of Nigeria is turned into a touching novel.

61 Dissolution

by CJ Samson

Viking, 2003 £7.99

Combined the decade’s two favourites: crime and Tudors.

60 Peeling the Onion

by Günter Grass, tr by Michael Henry Heim

Harvill Secker, 2007 £9.99

Revealed the novelist was enlisted into the Waffen SS.

59 How to Be a Domestic Goddess

by Nigella Lawson

Chatto & Windus, 2000 £15.99

A naughty mix of luscious food and intimate writing.

58 The Line of Beauty

by Alan Hollinghurst

Picador, 2004 £7.99

Brought gay writing into the mainstream while snorting its way through Thatcherite Britain.

57 Kafka on the Shore

by Haruki Murakami, tr by Philip Gabriel

Harvill Secker, 2005 £7.99

Talking cats, giant evil slugs, UFOs, mythical hinterlands and ambiguous sexuality: readers rejoiced.

56 Decsent into Chaos

by Ahmed Rashid

Allen Lane, 2008 £10.99

Definitive insight into Afghanistan post-9/11.

55 Wolf Hall

by Hilary Mantel

Fourth Estate, 2009 £16.99

Bringing historical fiction into the literary limelight, this was a magical Tudor saga.

54 The Plot Against America

by Philip Roth

Jonathan Cape, 2004 £7.99

Roth’s sweeping fiction with modern resonances imagines Nazi-sympathiser Charles Lindbergh as US president.

53 White Heat: a History of Britain in the Swinging Sixties

by Dominic Sandbrook

Little, Brown, 2006 £11.99

A leader in the history books covering single decades.

52 The Road

by Cormac McCarthy

Picador, 2006 £7.99

A post-apocalyptic novel, set in a destroyed world, that defined the decade’s fears and hunger for hope.

51 Edwina Currie: Diaries 1987-1992

Little, Brown, 2002 n/a

Who would have thought it? Edwina Currie’s affair with John Major uncovered.

50 Matisse the Master

by Hilary Spurling

Hamish Hamilton, 2005 £12.99

The second volume of an astounding exploration of the artist. Spurling’s biography is a milestone in the art.

49 Experience

by Martin Amis

Jonathan Cape, 2000 £9.99

The raw materials of Martin Amis’s life – including his relationship with his father.

48 Finest Years: Churchill as Warlord

by Max Hastings

HarperPress, 2009 £22.99

The cigar-chomper is presented as a hero and saviour of Britain.

47 I Can Make You Thin

by Paul McKenna

Bantam, 2006 £7.99

If we needed proof that we are obsessed with dieting, here it is.

46 The Return of the Naked Chef

by Jamie Oliver

Michael Joseph, 2000 £12.99

The golden boy of cookery. Made men put on their pinnies and bin the barbecue. As influential as Germaine Greer in the battle of the sexes.

45 It’s Not About the Bike

by Lance Armstrong

Yellow Jersey, 2000 £8.99

He’s the Texan cyclist who triumphed over cancer to win the Tour de France. The arc of his narrative recurs in nearly every sports/misery memoir from the past 10 years.

44 We Need to Talk About Kevin

by Lionel Shriver

Serpent’s Tail, 2003 £7.99

Controversial, Orange Prize-winning novel about a woman whose son commits a massacre at his school.

43 The Amber Spyglass

by Philip Pullman

Scholastic, 2001 £8.99

Barn-storming final part of His Dark Materials trilogy, this made us take children’s books seriously.

42 Oxford Dictionary of National Biography

ed by HCG Matthew and Brian Harrison

OUP, 2004 n/a

Sixty volumes, 50,000 biographies, 60 million words. A monument against oblivion.

41 The Music Room

by William Fiennes

Picador, 2009 £12.99

Beautiful and humbling memoir about the author’s childhood with his epileptic brother in Broughton Castle.

40 Fool’s Gold

by Gillian Tett

Little, Brown, 2009 £16.99

Tett argued that it was bankers’ greed, not derivatives, that caused the credit crunch.

39 A Royal Duty

by Paul Burrell

Michael Joseph, 2003 £6.99

Trashy high (or low) point of books on the Royal family.

38 A Million Little Pieces

by James Frey

John Murray, 2004 £7.99

Forced to confess on Oprah that his memoir was all lies, Frey epitomises the misery memoir’s problem with truth.

37 Somewhere Towards the End

by Diana Athill

Granta, 2008 £7.99

Unsentimental book about old age. Its candid and clear prose marked what was best about the decade’s memoirs.

36 Miracles of Life

by JG Ballard

Fourth Estate, 2008 £7.99

Intense and shocking, this memoir showed how Ballard’s extraordinary life informed his work and psychology.

35 The Insider

by Piers Morgan

Ebury, 2005 £7.99

Celebrity-spotter Morgan before he became a celeb himself: this is an enjoyable behind the scenes gape.

34 Elizabeth

by David Starkey

Chatto & Windus, 2000 £8.99

The turbulent early years of the princess who would become Gloriana, given new life in this biography.

33 Second Lives

by Tim Guest

Hutchinson, 2007 £7.99

This incisive study by the late Tim Guest explores the freedoms of virtual worlds.

32 Twilight

by Stephenie Meyer

Atom, 2005 £6.99

Astonishing, mainly for the ineptitude of her prose. Teen vampire schlock that has the nation’s youth in thrall.

31 Platform

by Michel Houellebecq, tr by Frank Wynne

Vintage, 2003 £7.99

This novel about sex tourism made controversial remarks about Islam and encapsulated the moral torpor of our age.

30 Notes on a Scandal

by Zoë Heller

Viking, 2003 £8.99

The unreliable narrator is given new vigour in this gripping novel about female obsession, underage sex and repression.

29 A Life’s Work

by Rachel Cusk

Faber & Faber, 2001 £8.99

This bleakly honest account of motherhood ushered in a new genre of family writing.

28 Berlin

by Antony Beevor

Penguin, 2002 £9.99

Compassionate history of the city’s fall at the end of the Second World War.

27 Brick Lane

by Monica Ali

Doubleday, 2003 £7.99

Novel about a Bangladeshi woman’s life in East London. Ali was lauded briefly as the new Zadie Smith.

26 Homage to Gaia

by James Lovelock

OUP, 2000 £10.99

The Earth as sentient, organised being: the first in a wave of doom-mongering books on the environment.

25 Homicide

by David Simon

Canongate, 2008 £8.99

From the creator of The Wire, this is reportage of the highest order as he travels with police in crime-ridden Baltimore.

24 The Corrections

by Jonathan Franzen

Fourth Estate, 2001 £8.99

Generation-defining, controversial family saga about a Midwestern couple and their three adult children.

23 The Blair Years

by Alastair Campbell

Hutchinson, 2007 £11.99

This diary was indiscreet, vulgar, vainglorious – and utterly compelling.

22 The Ghost

by Robert Harris

Hutchinson, 2007 £7.99

A page-turning thriller about a prime minister’s ghostwriter.

21 Freakonomics

by Steven Levitt and Stephen J Dubner

Allen Lane, 2005 £9.99

A book that applied the “dismal science” to the questions that affect us all and made economics fun.

20 Schott’s Original Miscellany

by Ben Schott

Bloomsbury, 2002 £10.99

This compendium of useless and amusing information had its origins in the Weekend section of the Telegraph.

19 Snow

by Orhan Pamuk, tr by Maureen Freely

Faber & Faber, 2004 £8.99

A political exile returns to Turkey and finds a country wasting away.

18 The Kite Runner

by Khaled Hosseini

Bloomsbury, 2004 £7.99

Clunky writing but a poignant tale, this timely novel about an Afghan boy became a bestseller.

17 Madoff: the Man Who Stole $65 billion

by Erin Arvedlund

Penguin, 2009 £9.99

A gripping investigation into the fraudster by the whistle-blower who had been ignored.

16 The No 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency

by Alexander McCall Smith

Abacus, 1998 £7.99

If you could condense charm into a paperback, this is what would result. Mma Precious Ramotswe appeared in 1998 but dominated the 2000s.

15 Samuel Pepys

by Claire Tomalin

Viking, 2002 £10.99

Magisterial biography of everyone’s favourite maid-tupping Restoration diarist.

14 Boyhood (1997), Youth (2002), Summertime (2009)

by JM Coetzee

Harvill Secker £7.99 each

A beautifully written trilogy of fictionalised memoirs that challenged genre conventions.

13 9/11 Commission Report

WW Norton, 2004 £6.99

Praised for its literary qualities as well as its findings.

12 Jade: My Autobiography

by Jade Goody

HarperCollins, 2006 £7.99

We hated her, then we loved her. The first of many memoirs from the world’s first non-celebrity celebrity.

11 The Tipping Point

by Malcolm Gladwell

Abacus, 2000 £7.99

A rip-roaring account of how cultural events happen. The title entered the language.

10 The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

by Stieg Larsson, tr by Reg Keeland

Maclehose Press, 2008 £6.99

A journalist hooks up with a girl punk to form detective fiction’s unlikeliest pair, wading through the murky depths of Swedish society.

9 Atonement

by Ian McEwan

Jonathan Cape, 2001 £7.99

Briony Tallis tells a lie and regrets it for the rest of her life. Metafictional country house war novel that became a literary bestseller.

8 White Teeth

by Zadie Smith

Hamish Hamilton, 2000 £7.99

Smith was feted for her incisive, funny account of two friends whose lives intertwine in London. The dilemmas of immigration are confronted with satire and sympathy.

7 The Savage Detectives by Roberto Bolaño

tr by Natasha Wimmer

Picador, 2007 £8.99

This mesmerising novel features a quest for the founder of the “visceral realists”, and showcases the magical quality of Bolaño’s writing. He called it “a love letter to my generation”.

6 Being Jordan

by Katie Price

John Blake, 2004 £7.99

Katie Price now heads a publishing industry, producing children’s books, novels and four volumes of memoir, of which this was the first – and the most revealing.

5 The God Delusion

by Richard Dawkins

Bantam, 2006 £8.99

Belief in God is not only totally irrational, but actively harmful to society, says Richard Dawkins. Whether you agree with him or not, his book was a popular demolition job of the world’s great faiths.

4 A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

by Dave Eggers

Picador, 2000 £7.99

One of the first of the “creative” memoirs, this chronicled Eggers’s life with his younger siblings after the death of their parents from cancer. Bold, dazzling and fantastical, it launched a new style of writing.

3 The Da Vinci Code

by Dan Brown

Corgi, 2003 £7.99

Dan Brown may not be able to write, but he sure can pull in the punters. A mad mishmash of conspiracy theories about Jesus built around the most basic elements of a thriller, this has sold almost as many copies as the Bible and has made the world’s pulse beat faster.

2 Dreams from My Father

by Barack Obama

Canongate, 2007 £8.99

Originally published in 1995 in the US, this was launched in Britain to enormous acclaim before the first black president took to the world stage. Candid and sensitively written, the memoir is a search for his father (who left when Obama was two) and his racial identity. A touchstone for future politicians.

1 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by JK Rowling

Bloomsbury, 2007 £8.99

If you don’t know what a Muggle is by now, you’re either Rip van Winkle or enormously stubborn. This is the seventh and final instalment in Rowling’s record-breaking series about Harry Potter, the world’s most famous lightning-scarred boy wizard and his tribulations with Lord Voldemort. We’ve seen Harry grow from a spindly, messy-haired 11-year-old into a heroic young adult. Children have grown up with him, finding in his battles metaphors for their own. This volume alone sold 15 million copies in the first 24 hours after it was published. Whether wickedly skewering suburbia, or bringing Harry, Ron and Hermione into mortal danger, Rowling is never less than absorbing. Some may sneer at her books, but they are triumphant sagas about the defeat of evil that tap into our basic hunger for stories. Most importantly, she makes reading a 700-page book seem easy. This one even has a quotation from Aeschylus as its epigraph. It stands as a cornerstone of the decade, a melding of high and low culture that appeals to all ages and nations.

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The Top 50 Marketing Blogs To Watch In 2008

After scouring the Internet for informative blogs to help entrepreneurs with their marketing efforts we put together our list of the Top 50 Marketing Blogs To Watch In 2008. Enjoy!


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1) Search Engine Land
URL: http://searchengineland.com/
Editor: Danny Sullivan

Search Engine Land brings you the latest information about all things search marketing. From SEM to optimization to how search engines work, Danny Sullivan and his team have it covered.


2) Search Engine Roundtable
URL: http://www.seroundtable.com/
Editor: Barry Schwartz

A rotating roster of authors takes you through some of the most interesting and talked about threads in Search Engine Marketing forums. They scan the forums on a daily basis to bring out some of the most anticipated trends and topics dealing with search marketing.


3) SEOmoz Blog
URL: http://www.seomoz.org/blog
Editor: Rand Fishkin

Based out of Seattle , WA , SEOmoz staff brings you news, tips, and highlights from the Search Marketing industry. They cover everything from the players you need to know to technical issues to the events you should be at.


4) TopRank Online Marketing Blog
URL: http://www.toprankblog.com/
Editor: Lee Odden

Lee Odden is the CEO of TopRank Online Marketing, a search marketing agency whose blog offers news, resources, and interviews on search marketing and online public relations.


5) JenSense
URL: http://www.jensense.com/
Editor: Jennifer Slegg

SEM consultant Jennifer Slegg gives you insider information for Google AdWords, AdSense and Yahoo Publisher Network. Her blog is also filled with interviews and case studies relating to SEM.


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6) Pronet Advertising
URL: http://www.pronetadvertising.com/
Editor: Neil Patel

A Californian of British origin, Neil Patel blogs about his personal experience with online marketing. He'll even give you the inside scoop on the likes of Facebook and Youtube.


7) Copyblogger
URL: http://www.copyblogger.com/
Editor: Brian Clark

It's often overlooked, but Clark knows that effective copywriting skills can make the difference between an online marketing campaign that bombs or soars. He's here to help you out.


8) Internet Marketing News
URL: http://www.marketingpilgrim.com/
Editor: Andy Beal

From breaking industry news stories to in-depth analyses of online marketing trends, Andy Beal has been blogging as the Marketing Pilgrim since 2005.


9) MarketingVOX
URL: http://www.marketingvox.com/
Editor: Angela Natividad

Geared towards marketers and media professionals, MarketingVox highlights the latest industry trends and news. They go beyond segmentation and markets to look at the big picture of things.


10) B.L. Ochman's Weblog
URL: http://www.whatsnextblog.com/
Editor: B.L. Ochman

Blogger and social media consultant to Fortune 500 companies, B.L. Ochman is the woman behind the whatsnextblog, a blog that looks at online marketing strategy and social media trends.


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11) ProBlogger
URL: http://www.problogger.net/
Editor: Darren Rowse

Once a hobby blogger, Rowse now offers a comprehensive site aimed at helping others learn how to make money online. His blog covers everything from affiliate marketing to other potential income generating streams.


12) Niche Marketing – Andy Beard
URL: http://andybeard.eu/
Editor: Andy Beard

Andy Beard blogs on everything from Wordpress to niche marketing to affiliate marketing tips, and never without “loads of attitude.â€


13) Affiliate Watcher
URL: http://www.affiliatewatcher.com/
Editor: Don Lawson

For affiliate programs, affiliate program reviews, and everything affiliate marketing, Don Lawson's blog Affiliate Watcher is the place to go.


14) eMoms at Home
URL: http://emomsathome.com/
Editor: Wendy Piersall

After leaving her job, the original eMom at Home decided to start this blog to help others in their quest to master affiliate marketing. Now, Piersall is dedicated to helping others earn an income from home.


15) Marketing Ideas Online – Jim Kukral
URL: http://www.jimkukral.com/
Editor: Jim Kukral

If you want to know how to make money online, then Jim Kukral's blog should be one of your stops. He covers not only affiliate programs, but also events and strategy, and laces his site with handy videos.


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16) Duct Tape Marketing Blog
URL: http://www.ducttapemarketing.com/blog/
Editor: John Jantsch

The award-winning John Jantsch offers his astoundingly practical advice, tips and tricks for small business marketing.


17) Seth Godin's Blog
URL: http://sethgodin.typepad.com/
Editor: Seth Godin

One of the most famous names in the industry, Seth Godin's blog has long been a favourite for all things small business marketing. As the author of the most popular ebook ever, his blog never fails to give you advice you need.


18) Instigator Blog
URL: http://www.instigatorblog.com/
Editor: Benjamin Yoskovitz

An entrepreneur for over ten years, Benjamin Yoskovitz uses his special brand of humour to discuss issues relating to better business, marketing and technology.


19) StartupNation Blog
URL: http://www.startupnation.com/blog/
Editor: Rich and Jeff Sloan

Brothers Rich and Jeff Sloan have dedicated their site to providing everything entrepreneurs need to know to achieve success, including some great stuff on marketing.


20) Ypulse
URL: http://www.ypulse.com/
Editor: Anastasia Goodstein

Journalist Anastasia Goodstein provides insights into everything to do with Generation Y, helping media and marketing professionals break into the market.


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21) AdRants
URL: http://www.adrants.com/
Editor: Steve Hall

With the wit that he has become known and loved for, Steve Hall takes you through the marketing and advertising industry and all its trends, shifts, and strategies.


22) Adland
URL: http://commercial-archive.com/
Editor: Dab***h

This site goes beyond being a valuable forum for discussion on advertising. It also serves as a commercial archive. So, if there's an ad you missed and want to see, this is the place to be.


23) gapingvoid
URL: http://www.gapingvoid.com/
Editor: Hugh MacLeod

Hugh MacLeod doesn't just draw “cartoons on the back of business cards.†He also writes about marketing and advertising, drawing from his experience in the wine trade.


24) advertising/design goodness
URL: http://www.frederiksamuel.com/blog/
Editor: Frederik Samuel

A daily updated blog about some of the world's best – and worst – ad designs.


25) PSFK
URL: http://www.psfk.com/
Editor: Guy Brighton

Guy Brighton examines some of the global trends occurring in every major industry, helping businesses better build and rebuild their brands.


Business to Business Marketing Blogs addthis_url = location.href; addthis_title = document.title; addthis_pub = 'Scunizzo'; < name="pliggit" src="http://bizsugar.com/evb3/url.php?url=http://www.evancarmichael.com/Tools/Top-50-Marketing-Blogs-To-Watch-In-2008.htm" frameborder="0" height="16" scrolling="no" width="120">


26) The WebMarketCentral Blog
URL: http://webmarketcentral.blogspot.com/
Editor: Tom Pick

A B2B marketer since 1992, Tom Pick maintains your portal to everything you need to know about B2B lead generation and marketing.


27) Marketing Profs
URL: http://www.marketingprofs.com/
Editor: Allen Weiss

What started as a simple blog by marketing professor Allen Weiss in 2000 has today turned into a fully-staffed venture that provides marketing know-how and offers valuable B2B articles and event information.


28) Marcom Writer Blog
URL: http://marcom-writer-blog.com/
Editor: Dianna Huff

A B2B marcom expert, Dianna Huff delivers news and her own personal commentary on all things dealing with B2B marketing communications.


29) Small Business B2B Marketing
URL: http://www.smallbusinessb2b.com/
Editor: Scott Thompson

Since 2006, Scott Thompson has been providing marketing trends for small B2B companies, covering everything from email and Internet marketing to trade shows and events.


30) Marketing Today Blog
URL: http://marketingtoday.blogspot.com/
Editor: Peter DeLegge

Recommended by Business 2.0 magazine, Peter DeLegge's blog takes a look at some of the most current issues and marketing trends facing B2B companies.


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31) Micro Persuasion
URL: http://www.micropersuasion.com/
Editor: Steve Rubel

This senior VP at one of the world's largest independent PR firms takes you through technology's transformative effect on marketing and PR.


32) The Marketing Technology Blog
URL: http://www.douglaskarr.com/
Editor: Douglas Karr

Karr covers everything from api usage to code samples to market research in his blog, all in his efforts to “keep you up to date and build your knowledge.â€


33) Buzz Marketing for Technology
URL: http://buzzmarketingfortech.blogspot.com/
Editor: Paul Dunay

From the man who currently serves as the Director of Global Field & Interactive Marketing for BearingPoint comes this blog all about marketing and creating buzz for technology.


34) Advertising Lab
URL: http://adverlab.blogspot.com/
Editor: Ilya Vedrashko

In his blog, MIT grad Ilya Vedrashko looks at the future of marketing and advertising technologies and where they are headed.


35) Technology Evangelist

URL: http://www.technologyevangelist.com/
Editor: Robert Cringley

With its motto of “Better Living Through Technology,†Technology Evangelist sets out to cover the latest trends when it comes to hardware, software, and marketing.


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36) Guerrilla Marketing Tactics
URL: http://www.gmarketing.com/articles/
Editor: Jay Conrad Levinson

Although not officially a blog, the father of guerrilla marketing Jay Conrad Levinson posts regular articles on anything and everything guerrilla marketing.


37) Guerrilla Consulting
URL: http://guerrillaconsulting.typepad.com/
Editor: Michael McLaughlin

The co-author of “Guerrilla Marketing for Consultants†with Jay Conrad Levinson, Michael McLaughlin offers his insight into guerrilla tactics for consultants.


38) Guerrilla Communication
URL: http://blog.guerrillacomm.com/
Editor: Herbert Krabel

Herbert Krabel takes you through some of the most unique and successful guerrilla marketing campaigns out there.


39) AdverBox
URL: http://www.adverbox.com/
Editor: Neuville

This daily updated blog presents examples of guerrilla marketing campaigns from around the world.


40) Guerrilla Marketing Blog
URL: http://gmarketingcoach.com/
Editor: Mitch Meyerson

The author of six books and a recent guest on the Oprah Winfrey Show, Mitch Meyerson knows his guerrilla marketing. His blog offers tips and real-life examples on how to create a successful campaign of your own.


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41) Brand Autopsy
URL: http://brandautopsy.typepad.com/
Editor: John Moore

How do you conduct a marketing physical for your brand? Check out John Moore's blog to find out.


42) Logic Emotion
URL: http://darmano.typepad.com/
Editor: David Armano

David Armano's self-professed “sweet-spot†lies in trying to find the intersection between marketing, brand engagement and experience design. In his blog he looks at how passive consumers can become active participants.


43) Branding Strategy Insider
URL: http://www.brandingstrategyinsider.com/
Editor: Derrick Daye

Covering everything from brand promises and identity to brand leadership and colours, Tom Asacker has created a blog that tries to help businesses create stronger and more trustworthy brands.


44) Branding & Marketing
URL: http://brandandmarket.blogspot.com/
Editor: Chris Brown

From logos to websites to press release, Chris Brown blogs about strategies to build your brand.


45) The Viral Garden
URL: http://moblogsmoproblems.blogspot.com/
Editor: Mack Collier

“Blurring the line between company and customer,†Mack Collier's blog offers valuable advice for those looking to build a strong brand presence with their customers.


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46) How to Change the World
URL: http://blog.guykawasaki.com/
Editor: Guy Kawasaki

Writing “A practical blog for impractical people,†Guy Kawasaki remains one of the most popular business bloggers out there. A venture capitalist, Kawasaki 's blog remains a must-read for entrepreneurs.


47) Marketing Sherpa
URL: http://www.marketingsherpa.com/sherpablog.html
Editor: Anne Holland

Using case studies, surveys, and other techniques, Marketing Sherpa researches what works – and what doesn't – in all things marketing.


48) Drew's Marketing Minute
URL: http://www.drewsmarketingminute.com/
Editor: Drew McLellan

The name says it all. With brief and to the point posts, Drew McLellan offers his marketing tips to help your business generate customer loyalty and sales.


49) Marketing Roadmaps
URL: http://getgood.typepad.com/
Editor: Susan Getgood

Susan Getgood takes a broad look at the industry in general, where it's been and where it's going.


50) FutureLab
URL: http://blog.futurelab.net/
Editor: Alain Thys

A team of authors comes together to bring you customer centric advice relating to marketing, strategy, and innovation

Posted: 7/13/2008 at 22:25Read 137 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
MeGlobe.com Jabber-Powered, Web-Based Instant Messenger with Automatic Realtime

Summary

MeGlobe is a web-based instant messenger client with realtime translation into 14 languages. This Jabber-powered tool lets folks chat interlingually. Users are encouraged to help improve the translation engine's algorithm by suggesting better translations when things fall short.

Languages currently available with MeGlobe.com IM/translation client are: Arabic, Dutch, English, French, German, Greek, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Mandarin Chinese (Simplified and Traditional), Portuguese, Russian, Spanish and Swedish.

In addition to Jabber, MeGlobe leverages other Free Software projects to build their foundation: Drupal (main site), MediaWiki (help wiki), phpBB (forum). Somehow they managed to get all these working together with one account in Drupal! Nice :)

MeGlobe.com Screenshot

From Website

MeWho?

MeGlobeâ„¢ was built to diminish language barriers from online communication. Our free web client lets you type in your own language, but sends a translated version, in real time, specific to the native tongue of whomever you are chatting with. With MeGlobeâ„¢ there is no such thing as 'lost in translation.'

Signing up is quick, easy and FREE. Just click on "Signup," give us some basic info and you're ready to start chatting with people all over the world. No downloads are required, you don't need to install anything and you can use MeGlobeâ„¢ from any computer with a browser and Internet connection.

We live in a highly connected global village. Isn't it time we take language out of the equation so we can talk to our neighbors?

Community Powered

We don't throw the word beta around because it's "cool." The fact is, machine translation just isn't ready for primetime. Human-2-human (H2H) interaction, ie chatting with a native buddy from Uzbekistan about last night's rerun of Baywatch just isn't feasible…yet.

Every time you send a message on MeGlobe'sâ„¢ network you have the opportunity to make our translations better. When you notice that a translation on MeGlobeâ„¢ is a little off, let us know by "editing" the translation. Your buddy will immediately see the corrected translation and at the same time you are contributing to our knowledge base.

These contributions are used to teach MeGlobeâ„¢ to become a better translator. Every correction from the community brings us closer to our goal of erasing the borders of language.

Creating a universal translator has huge potential, but requires lots of work. By no means has it been perfected, but with your help we're getting better every day.

Put simply, MeGlobe is an instant messaging web application on steroids. While traditional IM tools like Gchat or AIM let you connect with friends, MeGlobe lets you chat online with people even if they don’t speak your language.

MeGlobe is powered by Jabber software, often referred to as "the Linux of instant messaging."

If you ever notice a translation is wrong, you can edit it by clicking the square in the chat box. Your correction will help our algorithm learn the correct translation, so you won’t have to make that edit again.

Visit MeGlobe.com

Posted: 7/9/2008 at 03:03Read 158 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
Instant Message in different languages - Meglobe
Meglobe is an Instant Messaging service that allows you to send messages in different languages. The translator translates your message from your default language into several different languages which includes English, French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Deutsch, Japanese, Russian, Nederlands, Greek, Korean, Arabic, Swedish and Chinese.

To avail the service, you first have to go through an easy process of registration. Once registered, you will be able to see a messenger on your homepage. You can add/remove friends, search a contact in your list, minimise the messenger or put it anywhere on the window you feel comfortable with. Also you can search people by their Meglobe id/username, country, location (State), activity, interest, gender and primary language.

In its beta stage, the site has certain flaws which can easily be fixed. You can’t customise your status in the messenger, you can only set it to either available or away. When you’re finding people by ‘activity’ or ‘interest’, you can hardly get any result. This can be improved by giving users a drop down menu containing various options including an ‘others’ options (users will select this option if they can’t find any option of their interest).

Meglobe visual error1If you remove anyone from list, he/she still appears on your list. You can’t upload snap in your profile. When you login to your homepage you can’t see options which lie at the lower side of the messenger (i.e. add or remove contact options) because of an advertisement.

Furthermore if you resize your window to half, the version of the application appears on the welcome message. Translation from all languages should be available instead of only default language. Unexpectedly logout is also not working.
Meglobe visual error2

The layout of the website is awesome and the thing which I liked the most is their service of instant translation and messaging. They have achieved the goal of providing this service though they need to work on other features to make the website more user friendly. Watching their attitude towards the service I’m very much positive that they will remove the flaws soon. I’ve liked the service very much and I’m optimistically looking forward for the complete version of the application.

Meglobe homepage

Posted: 7/9/2008 at 01:21Read 182 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
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How to Draw StumbleUpon Users Into Your Blog

How to Draw StumbleUpon Users Into Your Blog

Blog Promotion, Featured Posts, Social Media 178 comments

StumbleuponThis is a guest post on How to Draw StumbleUpon Users Into Your Blog is by Skellie who writes tips and tutorials on creating better content at her blog, Skelliewag.org.

The potential for StumbleUpon to send traffic is often under-estimated, particularly by new bloggers. Unlike digg and del.icio.us, an item doesn’t need to become popular before you see immediate results. One or two votes can bring a hundred or more readers — more than a new blog might see in a day.

StumbleUpon users are, however, notoriously fickle. The service describes itself as allowing you to ‘channel-surf the internet’ and I think it’s a very appropriate descr i ption. Users flick through websites like you might flick through channels, often making a decision on whether to stay or leave your site before it has even had time to finish loading.

In this post, I want to suggest some quick tips you can use to draw StumbleUpon users into your site before they stumble away.

Channel-surfing the internet

We’ve all flicked through TV channels back and forth, waiting for something to hold our attention. The decision to stay on a channel or surf elsewhere is usually made in a second or two, and the principle is the same for StumbleUpon users.

With so many other potentially great sites available to them at the click of a mouse, you need to make it immediately clear why your site is worth their time. Here are some tips to help you do just that.

1. Make your blog’s core mission-statement unmissable

A core mission-statement as I define it is a one or two sentence descr i ption encapsulating what your blog has to offer. A good core mission-statement describes the kind of content you provide and broadly what your blog is about. It should communicate a lot of information in only a few words.

If a stumbler can see straight away your blog is about something they’re interested in then they’re likely to stick around.

2. Insert powerful visual cues

When channel-surfing the decision to stick with a channel or move on is often largely determined by visual cues. Even with the sound off you can tell a drama from a news program, a travel show from a cartoon, because visual elements provide clues as to what kind of show you’re watching.

The same principle applies to blogs. If your blog’s header contains an image of a pile of cash, we can reasonably assume the blog is about money (or making it). That’s a lot of information communicated instantly by a single image.

3. Push your content above the fold

StumbleUpon users often judge a site by what is offered in the above the fold area — the area of your site which appears on screen before any scrolling occurs.

I think this blog is an example of how to do that well. Not only do headlines and the first few paragraphs of a post appear above the fold, but other content of interest is showcased in the header area. StumbleUpon users immediately see a site packed with value.

You can use the top part of your blog’s sidebar, its header area and the post area to showcase your content. In doing so, you’ll straight away show StumbleUpon visitors why they should stick around.

4. Be unique, be pretty

While it’s difficult to judge the quality of a blog’s content in just a few seconds, people are much more hasty with aesthetic judgments. A gorgeous or interesting blog design encourages a stumbler to stick around and see whether the content is great too.

Of course, a great design is a lot of work (or quite a bit of money). The next-best thing is a unique logo or header image, an interesting color scheme, and so on. There are a number of small changes you can make to create a blog that looks unique and sets you apart from the crowd.

What we’ve done

The emphasis in all the above tips is on instantly showing visitors who’ve stumbled across your blog what it has to offer. This should help you make the most of StumbleUpon traffic and turn more stumblers into readers.

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1 原文:How to Draw StumbleUpon Users Into Your Blog

2 原文作者:Skellie

3 原作者所讲的技巧其实就是åšå®¢çš„主题和视觉效果的优化,主题明确,给读者的第一å°è±¡å¥½ï¼Œå°±å¯ä»¥æ›´å¥½åœ°å¼•导StumbleUpon的用户光顾您的åšå®¢ã€‚

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Bad guys really do get the most girls

NICE guys knew it, now two studies have confirmed it: bad boys get the most girls. The finding may help explain why a nasty suite of antisocial personality traits known as the "dark triad" persists in the human population, despite their potentially grave cultural costs.

The traits are the self-obsession of narcissism; the impulsive, thrill-seeking and callous behaviour of psychopaths; and the deceitful and exploitative nature of Machiavellianism. At their extreme, these traits would be highly detrimental for life in traditional human societies. People with these personalities risk being shunned by others and shut out of relationships, leaving them without a mate, hungry and vulnerable to predators.

But being just slightly evil could have an upside: a prolific sex life, says Peter Jonason at New Mexico State University in Las Cruces. "We have some evidence that the three traits are really the same thing and may represent a successful evolutionary strategy."

Jonason and his colleagues subjected 200 college students to personality tests designed to rank them for each of the dark triad traits. They also asked about their attitudes to sexual relationships and about their sex lives, including how many partners they'd had and whether they were seeking brief affairs.

“High 'dark triad' scorers are more likely to try to poach other people's partners for a brief affairâ€

The study found that those who scored higher on the dark triad personality traits tended to have more partners and more desire for short-term relationships, Jonason reported at the Human Behavior and Evolution Society meeting in Kyoto, Japan, earlier this month. But the correlation only held in males.

James Bond epitomises this set of traits, Jonason says. "He's clearly disagreeable, very extroverted and likes trying new things - killing people, new women." Just as Bond seduces woman after woman, people with dark triad traits may be more successful with a quantity-style or shotgun approach to reproduction, even if they don't stick around for parenting. "The strategy seems to have worked. We still have these traits," Jonason says.

This observation seems to hold across cultures. David Schmitt of Bradley University in Peoria, Illinois, presented preliminary results at the same meeting from a survey of more than 35,000 people in 57 countries. He found a similar link between the dark triad and reproductive success in men. "It is universal across cultures for high dark triad scorers to be more active in short-term mating," Schmitt says. "They are more likely to try and poach other people's partners for a brief affair."

Barbara Oakley of Oakland University in Rochester, Michigan, says that the studies "verify something a lot of people have conjectured about".

Christopher von Rueden of the University of California at Santa Barbara says that the studies are important because they confirm that personality variation has direct fitness consequences.

"They still have to explain why it hasn't spread to everyone," says Matthew Keller of the University of Colorado in Boulder. "There must be some cost of the traits." One possibility, both Keller and Jonason suggest, is that the strategy is most successful when dark triad personalities are rare. Otherwise, others would become more wary and guarded.



 
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8 Kinds of Sex Every Couple Should Try

Sure, you and your guy have good sex. Ideally, you have fantastic sex, as often as possible. But there's more to a solid sex life than just straight-up great sex. A truly amazing sexual connection encompasses lots of different kinds of sex — maybe even ones you wouldn't expect. After all, your relationship isn't one-note, so why should your sex life be?

"You change, you age, and you grow as a couple in an emotional and an intellectual way," says Laura Meers, Ph.D., a psychologist in family practice in Columbus, OH. "Hopefully you're growing and changing sexually too. And the more dimensions there are in a relationship in general, the more you will see those dimensions reflected in your sex life."

See which kinds of sex you and your other half have hit so far. As for the ones you haven't, well...you know what to do.

1. Pushing-Your-Boundaries Sex
There's nothing like the moment when you're lying naked with the man you've known and loved for a long time, panting and puffing, thinking, Wow, we've never done that before.

"People in long-term relationships sometimes crave excitement and stimulation, but don't know how to get it with their partner," explains Meers, who adds that this is one of the reasons people stray outside the marriage. "But you can get that in your current relationship by pushing your regular comfort zone." If you're used to missionary, that may mean trying a new position or a new room in the house; if you're used to stimulation by body parts alone, it may be a sex toy thrown in the mix. And if you feel a little anxious about experimenting, says Meers, all the better: "The anxiety you feel about trying something new mimics what happens when you're with somebody new. So if you can create that feeling within the confines of an intimate, close, trusting relationship, you will keep reenergizing what you have."

And there's another important benefit: Pushing your boundaries helps build trust between you. "When you communicate a desire to your partner — and, ultimately, try it — you're taking a big risk together," says Anita Clayton, M.D., a professor at the University of Virginia's Department of Psychiatric Medicine and author of the book Satisfaction. Taking that risk, she says, is a bonding activity in and of itself.

2. Maintenance Sex
Let's face it — sex just isn't going to be an eye-gazing spiritual encounter every time. "Some couples think everything has to feel perfect, or you both have to be in a sexual mood to have sex, but if everyone waited for that, sex wouldn't happen very often at all," says Clayton. That's where maintenance sex comes in — when you just do it, even if your engine isn't necessarily raring for a ride.

Just-for-the-sake-of-it sex is vital to a long-term relationship, because no matter how much you love your family, your friends, or your kids, and no matter how much time you spend with them, you won't spend time like this with anyone else. "Sex is the one activity a couple has that excludes other people," says Clayton. "It keeps your bond unique and strong." By making a habit of it, you're building regular opportunities for connection into your lives.

Take it from Olivia, 33, a stay-at-home mom in New Jersey who relies on occasional maintenance sex to keep her relationship energized. "My husband always wants to do it, but as a new mom, I'm tired all the time," says Olivia. "But when I make the effort, I always feel closer to him afterward. Even if the sex is mediocre, it feels like we've come together and nothing can get in the way of our relationship."

And let's not forget how good regular sex is for you: It relieves stress, it burns calories, and it elevates your mood, says Meers. According to Olivia, it also keeps her sex drive steady: "Doing it sometimes when I'm not in the mood keeps me geared up for something much hotter other times."

3. Embarrassing-Moment Sex
It's bound to happen eventually: One of you emits an awkward grunt, your sweat-soaked skin slaps together in a cringe-inducing fashion, or your partner pulls or pushes in such a way as to create a "schluup" sound that both of you would like to forget. As mortifying as a moment like this may be — even with someone you've been with for a long time — it is a good reminder that sex is a raw, Discovery Channel kind of act. It's not supposed to be flawless. "Sex is full of smells and sights and sounds; it's natural," says Debra Herbenick, Ph.D., a researcher for the Kinsey Institute and associate director for the Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University. "You're having sex with human bodies, and they do funny things sometimes, and that's okay."

And your ability to deal with a red-in-the-face moment — whether you laugh it off or give each other a sympathetic squeeze — says a lot about the strength of your bond. "True intimacy is about being able to feel comfortable and real with each other in awkward, embarrassing situations," says Ruth Morehouse, Ph.D., a clinical psychologist and marriage and family therapist in Evergreen, CO.

Noelle, a 32-year-old grad student in Washington, DC, remembers her last embarrassing sex moment: "When my boyfriend pulled out, I had my first 'queef' moment, if I can use that word," says Noelle. "We'd been together two years by then, but we were both stunned and didn't know what to say. Finally I said, 'Whoops!' and we just carried on. I was almost relieved, like it was this big hurdle we finally got out of the way. And because, hey, it's normal."

4. Vacation Sex
"My husband and I had the best vacation sex recently in Hawaii," says Francine, a 36-year-old mother of two from New York City. "We were on the top floor of the resort, so we knew no one was above us to see or hear us. And the room had these huge floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the ocean. It felt like we were having sex outdoors, but without the nuisance of the sand going up our butts!"

Ah, yes, the turn-on effect of the tropics. And thank goodness for it, because vacation sex is a vital part of a good sex life. "On vacation, you're at your most carefree, which means you can try new things you won't have to be accountable for at home," says Meers. In other words, you can have sex on the beach or in a car, or flirt madly in a restaurant, or, like Francine, have what feels like sex in public — all of which you might not do at home, for fear someone you know would see you or find out. "Taking risks like this adds to the excitement," says Meers. And ideally, you can bring that burst of excitement back home with you.

The point is, if life in the bedroom is feeling blah, it's often your surroundings that are getting stale, not your partner. So if you haven't had vacation sex lately, do it! You don't need a plane ticket to get started: "Head to a hotel downtown and call it a vacation," says Meers, who often recommends vacation sex to her clients. "You can look forward to it and build it up beforehand for even better sex."

5. Slow-Road-to-Sleep Sex
We all know by now that it's the journey that really matters in life, not the destination. In sex, that means not every sexual experience should be focused on getting to the orgasm(s). But the truth is, not every sexual experience leads anywhere at all. Some nights, you start out on the journey and you'd like to keep going, but, boy, sleep sounds so darn good too...and that's when things peter out.

Luckily, the experts say this kind of sex is still good for your bond. "Even acknowledging that you want your partner is important, whether or not you follow through," says Meers. If you feel sleep coming on, Meers suggests you say to your partner, "'I love you so much and I want you.' Just saying it out loud, that counts for a lot too." In the meantime, you're just two warm bodies who love each other and appreciate that a sweet, simple touch can be enough for the night.

6. Make-up Sex
It's been said you shouldn't go to bed angry. And sometimes, you can take that to a different extreme, ensuring that after a fight you go to bed happy — very, very happy. Yes, we're talking about the wild and intense world of make-up sex, when one minute you're reeling from anger, and the next you're rolling around making passionate love. Make-up sex works because after a fight, you're raw, exposed, and vulnerable — perfect conditions for intense, soul-to-soul physical bonding. "In many ways, make-up sex restores a level of closeness that you may feel was fractured by the argument," says Clayton. "Sex can repair that fracture."

One commonsense caveat: "Some people pick fights in order to be able to make up," says Clayton. Other couples ignore their real problems and have sex instead. If the only time you're getting along is when you're in the sack, maybe you should take a break from the make-ups and face your issues with your clothes on first.

7. Comfort Sex
If you're feeling sad, depressed, grieving, alone, or hurt, sex can be the perfect antidote. Why? Because it's the opposite of all those things — it's about being close, warm, loving, and together. And because sometimes talking about your troubles or sadness isn't what you want, while sex can be.

"My husband's mom had Parkinson's and a stroke, my dad had major heart surgery, and my mom had Alzheimer's, so my husband and I have spent a lot of time in bed comforting each other," explains Beth, 57, a former teacher and stay-at-home mom in Chicago. "In those times, sometimes it's full-penetration sex, sometimes it's just snuggling, sometimes it's manually stimulating each other, but for us it's important. It makes you remember why you're living. If you focus on the bad stuff to the end, it's not worth it. You have to focus on what makes you want to get up every morning, what makes you want to go through every day. And part of that, for us, is the sex."

That desire for a connection is not only common, says Morehouse, it's important as a life-affirming act in the face of grief. "Sex is a way of declaring your aliveness," says Morehouse. "It's a way of defending yourself against the inevitability of death or loss." Usually, she says, comfort sex is "more poignant, more sweet, and perhaps more emotional than usual" because the desire to connect to life is so great.

And that thriving, healing act can also help people who feel torn apart from each other during a difficult period. "Grief tends to drive a wedge between couples," says Clayton, noting that partners sometimes blame themselves, or each other, during a loss. "I've seen couples break up because something bad happens, but sex can help restore the intimate relationship you have. Instead of letting grief pull you apart, you can use it to pull each other close again."

8. Crazy Hang-from-the-Chandelier Sex
You know what we're talking about: wild, sweaty, so-good-it-makes-you-dizzy sex. No matter how long you've been together, you need to have earthshaking sex like this once in a while — even if it's once in a very long while. For long-term couples, having an extra-hot sexual experience is "like a flashback," says Morehouse. "It can stimulate those early feelings you had toward someone in the beginning, and it reminds you what you're capable of as a couple."

"People think the steamy stuff only happens before you are married or pre-kids, but we are going on 25 years of marriage and still have passionate hot sex!" says Maureen, a self-employed New Jersey mother of three in her mid-40s. She remembers one recent night that felt as hot as the old flames. "I'd just finished cooking dinner, and no kids were home. When my husband came in, he said he was going upstairs to change. But as he kissed me, it evolved from just talking about the day to sex on the kitchen counter. It was totally spontaneous and unexpected!"

This kind of sex is also important on a deeper level. "It requires a lot of intimacy to let your partner see you in the throes of sexual abandon," explains Morehouse. "When you display that side of yourself, you have to deal with questions like, What if my face gets purple or my eyes go back in my head? To express a higher level of sensuality like this is another way of being intimate." And let's not forget how much a toe-curling orgasm does to keep your eyes bright and your soul smiling!
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