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| Justice League, Legion of Super Villians = S.O.S.!!!! | S.O.S. = Society of the STRANGE!!!
Good grief. How on earth is a dog supposed to make a living? Who is updating my web site? How am I supposed to woo the lovely LINDA?
My finger puppets, BOTH of them have gone and gotten themselves involved with this nutty bunch of men in tights. So now instead of paying attention to the DAWG, they are busy with all these messages and ratings and comments, hundreds of them.
And they won't let ME play. Not that I want to or have time to... I would so much rather be planning my next move with Linda! Or going to the dog park. And thinking about Linda.
Well. Ok. Maybe I am not one to talk about costumes. But for cryin' out loud... it was MARDI GRAS!!! I had a legitimate excuse for wearing a mask. These guys do it all the time!
But. I have things to do, places to go, friends to leave comments for, LINDA to think about. And I can't do it all by myself. I need reliable finger puppets! I need some dog food in my bowl! I need to go outside and go potty! I think I need some new people! This Justice League/Legion of Doom thing has gotten completely out of hand.
So if anyone wants to apply to be my new finger puppet, you need to have always on internet access, know how to code web pages and have a sense of humor. Just leave your application below and I'll review them.
Thanks and have a great day.
| | Posted: 6/5/2008 at 01:38 | Read 82 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
 | Presents for LINDA | I have been shopping for presents for my Lovely Linda, and these are some of the things I found that I want to buy for her. (eventually, anyway!)
Bridal Dog Collar:
And I think we will visit the Starwood Grooming Center! Look at its gallery!
And I think we should go shopping for furniture at Hampton Hounds, yes from the Hamptons of Long Island fame.
I hope this is all agreeable with Linda!
What do y'all think? Do you think she will like it?
| | Posted: 5/31/2008 at 13:39 | Read 110 times | 1 comment | Leave Comment |
| Rainbow Bridge Poem - Special for Lost John and Babe | | Just this
side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been
especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are
meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play
together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm
and comfortable.
All the
animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who
were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them
in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content,
except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who
had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but
the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright
eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the
group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and
faster.
You have been spotted, and when you
and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion,
never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands
again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of
your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge
together....
Author unknown... | | Posted: 5/25/2008 at 23:17 | Read 115 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
| The Lovely Linda RATED ME! | I am sorry I have been absent from Yuwie for a couple of days. I did not know what to say. That vision of loveliness - my passion - my heart - my LINDA! rated my profile and I was beside myself. I quite nearly made a puddle on the floor I was so excited. (But that would not have been very dignified and so I was able to refrain!) I did however, chew an extra something in my nervousness.
| | Posted: 5/25/2008 at 22:44 | Read 99 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
| I got 10'ed TWICE, first by KC then by JOE. | I got tagged or "10'ed" by both Joe and KC. I think KC tagged me first, but I saw Joe's email first. I think they both deserve to get slathered with dog kisses and comments, so - - have at it friends! Let loose the hounds!
Ok if I am getting this right, you want me to tell you 10 things about myself that you don't already know.
1. I am a dog. A sturdy male beagle mix, the KING of crocodiles and alligators because I am FAST!
2. Crocodiles and Alligators is a game I play on the big bed with the big dogs. Simply lie down within reach of your partner(s) and continue mouthing
at each other like crocodiles or alligators. It looks very ferocious, but our hair
looks way better.
3. I have one blue eye and one brown eye.
4. My finger puppet VVereVVolf, rescued me after I was in a horrible accident. So I think he is pretty cool.
5. I like to sleep under the blankets.
6. I do not beg for table food.
7. I am a fierce hunter.
8. I love to swim.
9. I am an internet celebrity in the making, destined to become rich and famous, and I am working on my own web site and it is at http://www.compatiblepet.com/ Or rather, my finger puppets are working on it for me, under my tutelage and direction, of course.
10. I am head over doggie heels and tails in love with the beautiful LINDA. Oh the first glimpse of her first picture and she took my breath away. Such a fine spaniel I have never seen, with her coppery curly locks.
Now, for the 10 friends I challenge to State Their 10 Things about Them.
Ella Because she is just the sweetest hedgehog I ever had the pleasure to be friends with. In fact she is the ONLY hedgehog I ever had to the pleasure to be friends with. And new to Yuwie. So go GET HER! :lol!
Debbie. Because she is the sweetest donkey I ever had the pleasure to be friends with. I knew a mule once, and a few cows and goats, but never had a donkey friend.
The rest because they happened to be ONLINE when I was working on this MUHAHAHA! Oh your LUCK!
Brenda She just added me today. She must be crazy. I like that in my friends.
Karen. I'm sure she's a stalker, but we don't hold it against her.
Chantal. She is a very sweet and positive person.
Batman. A guy with true animal instincts. How cool is that?
Anthony. Has children. Apparently recruits them for Mafia run MLM marketing schemes and - hey, don't Children usually have something yummy on their fingers or drop niblets on the floor, right?
ChristianvsAtheists Yes I think an interrogation is definitely in order here.
Nungky. Rhymes with Monkey. Plus she's just cute as a button. What more do you need?
And last but definitely not least, the lovely LINDA. Just because she EXISTS. Plus what a way to get to know her better. Woo Hoo~! Oh and if any of my friends want to, you know, put in a good word for the Bobster, ummm... make her aware that I even EXIST, that would be cool, thank you.
| | Posted: 5/19/2008 at 14:06 | Read 129 times | 2 comments | Leave Comment |
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