| Deep Thoughts by Alan |
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| I give honor to Yahweh for without him we would not have had Yeshua for without not a single thing could have been made!
Paraphrased from the Message of Yahchanan/John 1:1-5 |
| PITA | I just posted on the poopreport.com about a condition I am having in the stories section under the name "concrecious turdous".
| | Posted: 6/19/2008 at 18:59 | Read 55 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
 | Before the 90's | - Entry for March 22, 2007
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- found this on lora's blog, thankyou
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We
had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when
we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took
hitchhiking . As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun. We drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K. We
would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride
down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running
into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem . We
did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all,
no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no
cell phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or
Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and
found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents . We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out any eyes. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Local
teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had
to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS! You
might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up
as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for
our own good. and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!
PS -The BIG type is because your eyes are shot at your age
| | Posted: 3/28/2008 at 20:46 | Read 57 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
 | Awesome work guys, now you need to relax with this! | http://ceti.astroempires.com/?ref=C.66722
What is it you say?
Well, it's a web page based, real-time game where you build bases, build fleets, compete for astronomical territory and outer space butt!!!
You are blogging on Yuwie and no doubt other places, why not come here and relax a little!
See you there!
Al
| | Posted: 3/10/2008 at 07:24 | Read 66 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
 | The saddest story you will ever read! | Below is a link to the saddest story you will ever read.
Please read it. I found it and thought maybe everybody else would like to read it too.
Then come back here and tell me what you think of this little gem.
Thanks.
Al
"Ugly" the cat.
| | Posted: 3/10/2008 at 03:21 | Read 67 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
 | It is about me isn't it? | Yuwie.
It is about me after all.
We all do our best to make it about us. I hope that is your intention. Ofcourse don't forget to advertise it. But don't make that your only reason for coming to yuwie.
What do I feel when I visit pages that are all about: downline, downline, downline, downline, downline, downline, downline, referrals, referrals, referrals, referrals, referrals, referrals, advertise, advertise, advertise, advertise, advertise, advertise, advertise, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., ...? I feel that person is only here for that and it is like a blast of hot muggy air in your face after you have taken a shower and stepped outside.
We need to make friends on yuwie. Make our pages about ourselves. Sure advertise but don't let that be your main focus. After all we want people from Facebook, Friendster, MySpace, MyYearBook and a slew of social networking sites to come here and stay here. By showing that yuwie offers the same thing and that the pages are really about the people owning them, those people will stay with us. After they get comfortable maybe they'll see how cool it is to make some money. Heck, maybe they won't try at all and make some money anyways. That would be cool too.
I have a guy in my downline, he had 10,000 page views for February. How did he get them? Was his downline huge? No, he only had just under 13 people in it. What was his secret? Well, he made his page about him and his son. He posted pictures, blogs, videos, chatted with the commenters, has a news feed and a music feed too. He then goes to all the pages in his friends list daily and says hi or drops a pretty picture for them to enjoy and feel good about. Already, my pages view for this month are over 8,700 today. With that guy, the rest of our casual downlines and myself, just using yuwie to make it about ourselves, making it friendly and homey, we will rock yuwie this month and the rest of the months to follow.
All done without cramming advertising down anyone's throat.
Remember: People want to be where other people are friendly towards them? And if you treat your people like a sales team and yourself like a Sales manager, then you can expect those people to leave, because then yuwie won't be friendly to them.
Ofcourse, you should know what is working for you and be available to help and sure you should suggest it every so often, but it is not the focal point. The focal point is you. You want it friendly so people will want to be with you. People that are with you and like you may sign up under you. That would be cool too!
So yeah, it is about me isn't it?
| | Posted: 3/7/2008 at 16:33 | Read 57 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
 | Life Would Be Better Lived Backwards | | You'd
start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples home
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect
your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day.
You work
40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink
alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready to start
school.
You
go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
you become a baby, and then.......... you spend the last 9 months floating
peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on
tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an
orgasm. | | Posted: 3/2/2008 at 11:28 | Read 60 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
 | Where have I been! | I've been galavanting on the internet. Perusing its offerings. Listening to music, watching videos, enjoying internet tv and playing online games.
| | Posted: 2/24/2008 at 19:41 | Read 52 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
 | Who should take the Urine Test?! | THE JOB - URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!)
I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100% Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT, doing drugs, while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though . Something has to change in this country -- and soon!
| | Posted: 1/29/2008 at 17:29 | Read 58 times | 1 comment | Leave Comment |
 | The Important Things | A philosophy professor
stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2" in
diameter.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into
the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into
the open areas between the rocks.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "Yes."
"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this jar
represents your life. The rocks are the important things - your family,
your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything
else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter - like your job, your house, your car.
The sand is everything else. The small stuff."
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued "there is no
room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will
never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention
to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your
children. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to
go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal.
Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
| | Posted: 12/31/2007 at 03:05 | Read 58 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
 | In God We Trust! |
This
is not sent for discussion, if you agree forward it, if you don't, fine,
delete it. I don't want to know one way or the other. By me forwarding it,
you know how I feel.
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I'll
bet this was a surprise to NBC.
NBC
POLL
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Do
you believe in God?
NBC this morning had
a poll on this question. They had the highest
Number of responses that they have ever had for
one of their polls, and the Percentage was the
same as this:
86%
to keep
the words, IN God We Trust and God in the Pledge
of Allegiance 14%
against
That
is a pretty 'commanding' public
response.
I
was asked to
send this on if I agreed
or delete
if I didn't
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Now
it is your turn
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It is said that
86%
of Americans believe in
God.
Therefore,
I have a very hard time understanding why there is
such A
mess about having "In God We Trust" on our money
and having
God
in the Pledge of Allegiance.
Why
is the world catering to this 14%?
AMEN!
If
you agree, pass this on
,
if
not, simply delete
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| | Posted: 12/29/2007 at 20:23 | Read 48 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment |
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