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  I give honor to Yahweh for without him we would not have had Yeshua for without not a single thing could have been made! Paraphrased from the Message of Yahchanan/John 1:1-5
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I just posted on the poopreport.com about a condition I am having in the stories section under the name "concrecious turdous".
Posted: 6/19/2008 at 18:59Read 55 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
Before the 90's
Entry for March 22, 2007
found this on lora's blog, thankyou

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE

1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking .

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun.

We drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem .

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents .

We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out any eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned

HOW TO

DEAL WITH IT ALL!

And YOU are one of them!

CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.



Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!



PS -The BIG type is because your eyes are shot at your age

Posted: 3/28/2008 at 20:46Read 57 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
Awesome work guys, now you need to relax with this!
http://ceti.astroempires.com/?ref=C.66722

What is it you say?

Well, it's a web page based, real-time game where you build bases, build fleets, compete for astronomical territory and outer space butt!!!

You are blogging on Yuwie and no doubt other places, why not come here and relax a little!

See you there!

Al
Posted: 3/10/2008 at 07:24Read 66 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
The saddest story you will ever read!
Below is a link to the saddest story you will ever read.

Please read it. I found it and thought maybe everybody else would like to read it too.

Then come back here and tell me what you think of this little gem.

Thanks.

Al


"Ugly" the cat.
Posted: 3/10/2008 at 03:21Read 67 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
It is about me isn't it?
Yuwie.

It is about me after all.

We all do our best to make it about us. I hope that is your intention. Ofcourse don't forget to advertise it. But don't make that your only reason for coming to yuwie.

What do I feel when I visit pages that are all about: downline, downline, downline, downline, downline, downline, downline, referrals, referrals, referrals, referrals, referrals, referrals, advertise, advertise, advertise, advertise, advertise, advertise, advertise, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., ...?
I feel that person is only here for that and it is like a blast of hot muggy air in your face after you have taken a shower and stepped outside.

We need to make friends on yuwie. Make our pages about ourselves. Sure advertise but don't let that be your main focus. After all we want people from Facebook, Friendster, MySpace, MyYearBook and a slew of social networking sites to come here and stay here. By showing that yuwie offers the same thing and that the pages are really about the people owning them, those people will stay with us. After they get comfortable maybe they'll see how cool it is to make some money. Heck, maybe they won't try at all and make some money anyways. That would be cool too.

I have a guy in my downline, he had 10,000 page views for February. How did he get them? Was his downline huge? No, he only had just under 13 people in it. What was his secret? Well, he made his page about him and his son. He posted pictures, blogs, videos, chatted with the commenters, has a news feed and a music feed too. He then goes to all the pages in his friends list daily and says hi or drops a pretty picture for them to enjoy and feel good about. Already, my pages view for this month are over 8,700 today. With that guy, the rest of our casual downlines and myself, just using yuwie to make it about ourselves, making it friendly and homey, we will rock yuwie this month and the rest of the months to follow.

All done without cramming advertising down anyone's throat.

Remember: People want to be where other people are friendly towards them? And if you treat your people like a sales team and yourself like a Sales manager, then you can expect those people to leave, because then yuwie won't be friendly to them.

Ofcourse, you should know what is working for you and be available to help and sure you should suggest it every so often, but it is not the focal point. The focal point is you. You want it friendly so people will want to be with you. People that are with you and like you may sign up under you. That would be cool too!

So yeah, it is about me isn't it?


Posted: 3/7/2008 at 16:33Read 57 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
Life Would Be Better Lived Backwards
You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready to start school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then.......... you spend the last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

Posted: 3/2/2008 at 11:28Read 60 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
Where have I been!
I've been galavanting on the internet. Perusing its offerings. Listening to music,  watching videos, enjoying internet tv and playing online games.
Posted: 2/24/2008 at 19:41Read 52 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
Who should take the Urine Test?!
 THE JOB - URINE TEST
(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE
pat on the back!)

 

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees
fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine

test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the
distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine  test.

 
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I
have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem
with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a
problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT, doing drugs, while I work.
 
Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to
pass a urine test to get a public  assistance check?

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't.
Hope you all will pass it along, though . Something has to change in
this country -- and soon!

 


Posted: 1/29/2008 at 17:29Read 58 times | 1 comment | Leave Comment 
The Important Things
A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2" in diameter.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "Yes."

"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter - like your job, your house, your car.

The sand is everything else. The small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued "there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal.

Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
Posted: 12/31/2007 at 03:05Read 58 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
In God We Trust!
This is not sent for discussion, if you agree forward it, if you don't, fine, delete it. I don't want to know one way or the other. By me forwarding it, you know how I feel. 
 
 
 
 
  
 

I'll bet this was a surprise to NBC.
NBC POLL


[]

Do you believe in God?


NBC this morning had a poll on this question. They had the highest Number of responses that they have ever had for one of their polls, and the Percentage was the same as this:


86% to keep
the words, IN God We Trust and God in the Pledge of Allegiance
14% against


That is a pretty 'commanding' public response.


I was asked to
send this on if I agreed or delete if I didn't .

Now it is your turn
. . It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.

Therefore, I have a very hard time understanding why there is such
A mess about having "In God We Trust" on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance.

Why is the world catering to this 14%?


AMEN!


If you agree, pass this on
, if not, simply delete

In God We Trust

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Posted: 12/29/2007 at 20:23Read 48 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
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