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Posted: 12/19/2009 at 2:27:22 PMRead 15 times | 0 comments | Leave Comment 
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Posted: 10/24/2009 at 7:18:21 PMRead 92 times | 4 comments | Leave Comment 
SOCIAL NETWORKING GONE WILD!

 

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or

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var userid="YWJldHRlcmxpZmU0YWxsMjQz"; var vWidth="MzY5"; var vHeight="Mjk1"; var skinName="Um91bmRlZENvcm5lcg=="; var vid="MTI5OQ=="; var popwidth="474"; var popheight="455";

 

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Posted: 5/5/2009 at 10:19:49 PMRead 479 times | 7 comments | Leave Comment 
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Posted: 4/4/2009 at 10:07:36 AMRead 335 times | 2 comments | Leave Comment 
"My Cell"

I wrote this a long time ago when I had my shop in CA. I provided cell phones to many of my employees so that we could always be in touch during the day with out having to run through the building & parking lots looking for each other.

But as you can imagine, I still had a hard time staying in contact with them.

If you are a US Marine, you will recognise most of the lines.  I replaced "rifle" with "cell" & a few other creative lines.

Enjoy...

"My Cell"

THIS IS MY CELL PHONE. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Cell is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My Cell, without me is useless. Without my Cell, I am useless. I must answer fast. I must call faster than my Boss who is trying to call me. I must call him before he calls me. I will…

My Cell and myself know that what counts in business is not the calls we make, the email we send, nor the silly musical notes. We know that it is the calls we answer that count. I will answer…

My Cell is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn it's weaknesses, it's strength, it's parts, it's accessories, and it's belt clip. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my Cell clean and ready, and off the top of my car. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God I swear this creed. My Cell and myself are the defenders of business efficiency. We are the masters of my destiny. We are the saviors of my career.

So be it, until there are no customers, but Riches!

Posted: 3/25/2009 at 9:35:09 PMRead 326 times | 1 comment | Leave Comment 
I see more dumb people...

Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee:

TECH: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

TECH: "What sort of trouble?"
CUSTOMER: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

TECH: "Went away?"
CUSTOMER: "They disappeared."

TECH: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
CUSTOMER: "Nothing."

TECH: "Nothing?"
CUSTOMER: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

TECH: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
CUSTOMER: "How do I tell?"

TECH: "Can you see the C:.. prompt on the screen?"
CUSTOMER: "What's a sea-prompt?"

TECH: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
CUSTOMER: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

TECH: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
CUSTOMER: "What's a monitor?"

TECH: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
CUSTOMER: "I don't know."

TECH: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
CUSTOMER:..."Yes, I think so."

TECH: "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
CUSTOMER: ......."Yes, it is."

TECH: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
CUSTOMER: "No."

TECH: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
CUSTOMER: ......"Okay, here it is."

TECH: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
CUSTOMER: "I can't reach."

TECH: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
CUSTOMER: "No."

TECH: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
CUSTOMER: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."

TECH: "Dark?"
CUSTOMER: "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

TECH: "Well, turn on the office light then."
CUSTOMER: "I can't."

TECH: "No? Why not?"
CUSTOMER: "Because there's a power outage."

TECH: "A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
CUSTOMER: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

TECH: "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
CUSTOMER: "Really? Is it that bad?"

TECH: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
CUSTOMER: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

TECH: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

Posted: 3/25/2009 at 9:33:30 PMRead 331 times | 4 comments | Leave Comment 
"I see Dumb people"

 

I see "Dumb People" every day.

I know, I handle collision claims.

It's just that the stupidity seems to happen more often and is predictable and I'm not talkin about the stuff I see with collision claims.

Let me give you an example.

I recently ran an Ad on Craigslist to sell some 20" custom rims that are NEW and that also have NEW tires on them. In the Ad I mentioned that these new tires only have about 1000 miles driven on them. I also mentioned that I'm into them for about $2000 and I'm only asking $1250. I also mentioned that I would accept cash offers for as low as $1000.

I got responses like:

A) "Do you really want to sell them?"

B) "What's your lowest price?"

C) "How much tread is left?"

D) "Is the item still available?"

Ok, I get very pissed when I have to answer idiot questions. Here's my dilema, If these are real potential customers, I can't let them know that they are an idiot! I have to somehow hold back my rage & sarcasm and answer these freakin people in a nice way because if I don't, they won't open their wallets.   

 Here is how I answered these idiots (people).

A) "No, I really never intended on selling them. I posted the Ad as a joke for my own personal entertainment."

B) "My lowest price, is the most you will give that meets my lowest price listed in the Ad."

C) "Let's see, If the average tire lasts for 40,000 miles and you drive 1000 miles on them (like I mentioned in the Ad), you would have about 39,000 miles of tread left."

D) "Yes, my item is still available. Hopefully the next time we communicate you will know what it is that you are inquiring about."

These questions are real and so were the answers to those people.

I may have a very tough time trying to survive in this world. 

I have not yet sold the wheels.

I see more Dumb People...

Example 2:

I also listed a car for sale that needs a little TLC (Oh God, I'm set'n someone up) Tender-Loving-Care (T-L-C).

Ok, the Ad lists this nice Acura Legend Coupe. 5 speed, leather, loaded, no body damage ever, clean title. In big letters it says DOES NOT RUN. It needs a timing belt and will need to be towed. Again, the Ad says I'm asking $1250 or Best Offer over $1000 and CASH ONLY.

I have had several people call on the car.

The first thing they ask is DOES IT RUN?

I'm like, WTF!? (don't be an idiot and ask me about w-t-f )

Still haven't sold the car either.

I swear, If I ran an Ad for FREE kittens, they would ask...

"Do you really want to sell them?"

"What's your lowest price?"

"How many lives do they have left?"

"Is your item still available?"

 

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* FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT!     LET ME KNOW YOU WERE HERE!

 

Posted: 3/22/2009 at 9:27:17 PMRead 376 times | 6 comments | Leave Comment 
A little about me & my cars...

* I have spent most of my life around cars, motorcycles, and all things that move fast and can get you into trouble. I look back at all of the cars I have owned, and I guess I have done pretty well & had a lot of fun before having to consolidate to a minivan. Here is a short list of some of the cars I've had in the the past along with few other memories.

* My '72 Mustang - 1st car, custom painted it myself my Junior year of HS/1st yr of college (I attended college also during my Jr yr). Experienced my first spin-out in a car on ice in Virginia.

* My '69 Cougar XR-7 - Rootbeer brown (painted it myself & put in a new high-perf. motor my Senior yr of HS) with Fat rear tires & a very cool rumbly exhaust. Cruised Oak Harbor, WA a ton in this car. Chased a lot of girls & did a lot of illegal drag racing (very fast car).

* My '69 Pontiac LeManz - Custom painted it white with red flames & put in a big fast engine too. Some of you may remember it in OH. Chased more girls, did more illegal drag racing.

* My '68 Corvette Convertable - Bright yellow with a black top & big black side pipes. Fast car, chased more girls (easier to catch in this car), more illegal drag racing (and some cat-mouse chases) in Oak Harbor with my buddy in his black TransAm.

* My '69 Chevelle SS - Holy Crap, someone like me shouldn't have a car this fast. It was custom built from nose to tail for drag racing. Only I never did it legally. I loved to cruise the streets lookin for a race (oh yeah, and girls) in this car. I never lost. It's pretty exciting to drive a car with the power to pull the front wheels off of the ground. I miss that car the most.

* My '78 Camaro Z-28 Black on Black. Very fast with a factory 4 speed. Rare car. Chased girls, more illegal drag racing. My first experience with slamming a car head-on into a power pole. Dang, that was a fast stop! Had my seat belt on (I'm big on Safety, yeah right). Fixed the car right away (had my own shop). Didn't slow down (didn't learn much).

* My Yamaha Seca 900 streetbike. 4 cylinders, 4 carburators, 6 speed transmission, 95 mph in 2nd gear, 125 mph past a WA highway Patrol car, handcuffs, back seat of a HWY Patrol car, verbal lashing from a pissed off officer, huge speeding ticket, no motorcycle licence, met the Oak Harbor Justice of the Peace, pleaded for mercy (didn't get any). Sold the bike. It was fun while it lasted.

* My '69 ElCamino - Black on Black. I put a new motor in it too. Gave it a show-car paint job. Showed it in some shows. Met a girl in Seattle that was visiting from CA & chased her to CA. Got married, sold the ElCamino for a down payment on a house. Made kids. Got an SUV.

* My '77 L82 Corvette - Painted it pearl white & silver 2-tone. Nice car, T-tops, fast, no racing. The wife registered it in her name (not allowed to chase girls in it either). Sold the vette.

* Many years go by...

* a few more...

* Then a buddy of mine pulls up on a new Harley on Fathers day in 2000 to show me his new toy. As I'm standing there drooling in envy, my wife walks up and says "you want one too?". I looked at her in a very confused way (this could be dangerous, it may be a loaded question). I threw all care to the wind & said, "Of course I want one". She said, "OK, as long as you quit test driving new Corvettes". I said "Deal!". 4 days later I had a new Harley!

By the way, I did keep my promise. I haven't test drove a new Corvette again (daa-gum they sure look nice though).

 OK, I sat in one.

* I Still have the Harley. I've customized it quite a bit now. I will never sell it.

Posted: 3/22/2009 at 9:11:24 PMRead 351 times | 4 comments | Leave Comment 
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Posted: 7/25/2008 at 9:10:09 PMRead 1220 times | 44 comments | Leave Comment 
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I started on July 1st. This is how July ended up for me after only referring 11 people.

RSR for July 2007: $0.41 Status: Paid
Level Your Cut Views Earnings
You 10% 7,955 $0.33
Level 1 10% 4,790 $0.20
Level 2 10% 6,375 $0.26
Level 3 4% 13,065 $0.21
Level 4 4% 22,341 $0.37
Level 5 4% 22,718 $0.37
Level 6 4% 13,119 $0.22
Level 7 4% 7,552 $0.12
Level 8 10% 6,844 $0.28
Level 9 10% 3,827 $0.16
Level 10 30% 3,687 $0.45
Totals: 112,273 $2.97

Only $2.97 you say?

Ahhh, but look what happened in August!

RSR for August 2007: $0.47 Status: Paid
Level Your Cut Views Earnings
You 10% 19,012 $0.89
Level 1 10% 5,283 $0.25
Level 2 10% 14,125 $0.66
Level 3 4% 60,323 $1.13
Level 4 4% 129,866 $2.44
Level 5 4% 171,057 $3.22
Level 6 4% 162,027 $3.05
Level 7 4% 239,863 $4.51
Level 8 10% 278,638 $13.10
Level 9 10% 344,335 $16.18
Level 10 30% 359,587 $50.70
Totals: 1,784,116 $96.13

Even with a low RSR the earnings were great! (Look at level 10 !)

Then September...

RSR for September 2007: $0.46 Status: Paid
Level Your Cut Views Earnings
You 10% 15,988 $0.74
Level 1 10% 20,770 $0.96
Level 2 10% 21,225 $0.98
Level 3 4% 61,010 $1.12
Level 4 4% 89,984 $1.66
Level 5 4% 174,983 $3.22
Level 6 4% 188,415 $3.47
Level 7 4% 356,903 $6.57
Level 8 10% 409,116 $18.82
Level 9 10% 468,343 $21.54
Level 10 30% 781,329 $107.82
Totals: 2,588,066 $166.90

Then October...

RSR for October 2007: $0.35 Status: Paid
Level Your Cut Views Earnings
You 10% 28,466 $1.00
Level 1 10% 14,902 $0.52
Level 2 10% 44,284 $1.55
Level 3 4% 99,335 $1.39
Level 4 4% 155,972 $2.18
Level 5 4% 222,875 $3.12
Level 6 4% 317,902 $4.45
Level 7 4% 499,458 $6.99
Level 8 10% 584,327 $20.45
Level 9 10% 733,965 $25.69
Level 10 30% 1,084,836 $113.91
Totals: 3,786,322 $181.25

Even with the RSR hiting a very low rate, I still earned huge!

Then November...

RSR for November 2007: $0.54 Status: Paid
Level Your Cut Views Earnings
You 10% 13,726 $0.74
Level 1 10% 6,709 $0.36
Level 2 10% 20,856 $1.13
Level 3 4% 60,327 $1.30
Level 4 4% 91,558 $1.98
Level 5 4% 193,932 $4.19
Level 6 4% 214,894 $4.64
Level 7 4% 333,626 $7.21
Level 8 10% 415,176 $22.42
Level 9 10% 472,779 $25.53
Level 10 30% 847,797 $137.34
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Level 2242
Level 3395
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Posted: 1/19/2008 at 11:09:12 PMRead 5414 times | 37 comments | Leave Comment 
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